You probably know them better than you know your own family. The Kardashians and Jenners (two families interlocked by Kendall and Kylie), also known by millions as the KarJenner Klan, have taken over this generation, making it so that no matter what we do, there’s something about them we constantly hear about. As the first families of pop culture (sorry Beyonce and Jay!), and essentially LA royalty, their every move has been documented, and a lot of those moves have been downright savage.
Do you think you can keep up? Let’s have a look at the KarJenners and go through their krazy antics.
As the eldest of the big three sisters, Kourtney Kardashian is the underdog. She was the OG mother of the pack, excluding of course momager Kris, being the savage role model for all her sisters. Kourtney’s savagery is found in the strength of her self-identity. No matter how many times Scott Disick humiliates her with more and more cheating scandals, she still slays as the hot mom that has the power to hook up with Justin Bieber.
She essentially built the Kardashian empire herself. We love how stable Kim Kardashian’s life has become, living a 95% happy life with Kanye and her three kids, North, Saint, and Chicago. Kim is a boss capable of literally selling out in minutes and making millions in seconds, but it isn’t her business or her shadiness towards haters that makes her admirable, it’s the intimate way she returned to society after the terrible Paris attacks she’d been through only a few years ago.
Let’s face it. If we ever caught our boyfriend’s cheating on us, they’d be blacklisted from everything associated with us. But Khloe Kardashian isn’t like that. She took the high road. As she gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, she was surrounded by Kim, Kourtney, mama Kris, her BFF Malika… and her cheating man, Tristan Thompson. At the end of the day, the cheater is still the baby daddy, and we suppose she respects that enough to allow him to be there as they meet their new daughter. Now that’s a strong woman.
Brody might not be Kim’s step brother anymore, but as Kylie and Kendall’s half brother, he still belongs in the list. With over three million followers, a profile that rivals greek legends, and a lit taste of pumped up music ready to be danced to, he is definitely noticed. Some say the KarJenners have no talent, but that’s simply not true (building a business and creating a strong brand is definitely a talent), especially for Brody. Taking the stage with the likes of Martin garrix and partying with Steve Aoki, Brody Jenner has made his way from sunny shores to nightlife paradise.
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Music doesn’t run far from the Jenner boys. Brandon and his wife Leah Jenner had formed a musical duo that people describe as having a soulful, indie-pop, and reggae vibe. What an interesting mix of music! As the eldest between all of the siblings, he gives advice to everyone, making his way through the channels of Keeping Up WIth The Kardashians AND Kourtney And Kim Take Miami!
Kendall’s most savage moment could’ve been when she first strutted down the runway for fashion week, or perhaps when she first landed the cover of Vogue Magazine for the second(!!!) time. She’s become a fashion fixture, a favorite of Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour, and her modelesque features are helping her SLAY every red carpet she decides to walk on.
As more and more people desperately try to look like her, Kylie’s focus is being Kylie. That’s what makes her such a savage. She knows how much the public loves her, she knows what disappearing for a day, let along MONTHS can do to her name, but she did it anyway. Because she knew what was best for her and her baby. It’s no wonder that when she came out with the labor announcement that we were shocked and in awe of this very emotional moment in her life.
There are dreamers and there are realists. Rob Kardashian is somewhere in between. He’s simply living life, not caring about what anybody thinks. When he and Blac Chyna (no offense but still a succubus in my eyes) conjured up their adorable baby, Dream, it suddenly hit us that Rob is the only one who’s baby carries the Kardashian name. The legacy baby, if you will. That’s pretty damn extra.
With all these siblings known for very different things, it’s no wonder they’ve essentially succeeded in world domination. From the covers of Vogue Magazine to almost everybody’s phones and tvs, these siblings are everywhere. Just the way we like it. Who’s your favorite Kardashian/Jenner? Sound off in the comments below!